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New Blog Quote | Home |I've Been Given the Bum's Rush From the "Cave".
I Am A Conspirator!
Posted by: tony on 06/02/2007 01:32 PM
Updated by: tony on 06/02/2007 01:32 PM
Expires: 07/03/2007 12:00 AM

I have been found out! It's been discovered that I have been working behind the scenes to roll back the reforms of the spirit of Vatican II. (Well, that isn't entirely accurate. I have been working very obviously to help blow the smoke of Satan out of the sanctuary.)

I have been identified by the Spirit of Vatican II Faith Community in Tennessee as R, O, F, PH (that translates into:

PH - Phariseeism
F - Funny Languages
O - Offensive (anti-womyn, anti-GLBTNA, etc)
R - Republican

To these accusations I plead guilty. But judging from their website, if Catholicism was a crime, there wouldn't be enough evidence there to convict them.

Let me rate them.

D, F, L, J, P

D - Dissident
F - Feminist
L - Liberation Theology
J - Just plain wrong
P - Parody

Yup, parody. This blog is a rollicking good time. I've been having a whole lot of fun there myself. Stop by. I'm sure you'll have a good time unless you are a "progressive" Catholic with absolutely no sense of humor.



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