Motor Proper-io
Posted by: tony on 06/20/2007 04:31 PM
Updated by: tony on 06/20/2007 04:32 PM
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Expires: 07/21/2007 12:00 AM
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 The Vatican has issued the 10 commands of driving:
1. You shall not kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel responsible toward others.
I have another...
11. Thou art driving a motor vehicle, thou art not in a telephone booth. Put down thy cell phone and concentrate on thy driving.
Feel free to add your favorites to the 11 commandments :)
(H/T to Creative Minority Report)
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