Clown Cars and Such
Posted by: tony on 08/15/2007 06:43 PM
Updated by: tony on 08/15/2007 06:45 PM
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Expires: 09/15/2007 12:00 AM
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 If you have ever been to a circus, one of the things you may have been exposed to is a "clown car". This was usually a super-compact car (like the old Volkeswagen beetle) from which copious amounts of clowns would emerge. These clowns would just keep pouring out of the car to the delight of all the children (of all ages) in attendance.
There has been a motivational poster parody making the rounds which says: "Vagina: It's not a clown car". This is in reference to the recent birth of Jennifer Duggar, daughter number 7 and child number 17 to the Duggar Family.
This actually isn't an apt analogy. Children are supposed to emerge from a vagina periodically if the owner in question is married and has subjected herself to God's will. This usually happens at nine month intervals as she and her husband partner with God in the creation of these immortal souls.
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar do not contracept. They are open to life.
When one contracepts, one turns their genitals into sex toys, dedicated to their own pleasure and the pleasure of their partner.
I made up my own motivational poster parody.
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