Joe Biden Candy Rosaries
Posted by: tony on 08/28/2008 02:25 PM
Updated by: tony on 08/28/2008 02:25 PM
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Expires: 09/28/2008 12:00 AM
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 Paul, the intrepid Regular Guy™ reminded me of a comment that Senator Joe Biden, the Barack Obama's pick for Vice President said regarding his faith:
There's just so much one can say about Senator Biden and his run for Vice President, but I'll settle for reminding you of this remark of his, from just under three years ago:
Biden said that [if] he chooses to make a second presidential bid, he will aggressively defend his own values as well as those of the Democratic Party.
"If I'm the nominee, Republicans will be sorry," said Biden, a Roman Catholic who ran for president in 1988. "The next Republican that tells me I'm not religious I'm going to shove my rosary beads down their throat."
So in honor of Senator Biden's Vice Presidential bid, CPF Enterprises has come up with the Joe Biden Candy Rosary™. This way when during this campaign, he is forced to shove rosaries down people's throats, they won't do a whole lot of damage. They have the following benefits:
- They are easy to swallow (if you chew them first).
- They are 100% edible.
- They taste good.
- They are as fake as Senator Biden's Catholicism.
So Senator Biden, I would suggest you buy a gross of these. My guess is that you'll be needing at least that many before this campaign is over. Unless, of course (and this is my fervent prayer), that you repent publcly your positions that are contrary to Church teaching, go to confession, and get yourself right with God.
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